Okay, stop.
Stop! Stop.
Let's get rid of the music.
Throw it away! Get rid of it. Let's get rid of the music.
I want you all to close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Let it all out.
Now we'll pick up our instruments...
...and when I count to four...
...we’ll play the shit out of this thing.
That's it, just relax.
Take it easy. Good.
Nice!
Smile.
Come on, smile, Martha.
Just Let it flow over you. Good.
Let it tickle you now.
You've got it now. Come on!
It's yours!
These aren't phrases, these are human outcries!
Double, double chocolate. These are fabulous.
Are you buying the paper or not?
Slut.
What did you say?
You heard her.
She's not wearing a bra.
How could you do this?
We didn't use any names except for Van Horne.
You don't know what goes on there.
The whole town is talking about it.
This is so unfair. It's also untrue.
He filled in the wetlands and ruined it for the birds.
He altered the Landmark building...
...and the town is suing him for $2 million.
How can you do this to me?
I work very hard and you know I'm a good writer.
I don't own the newspaper, you know.
It's Felicia, isn't it?
She's a...
...very sick woman.
She's having a very bad time. And I don't know what to do.
I want her to see a doctor.
Well, not a doctor, you know, but a...doctor.
We went to high school together.
She was a catch.
Ever since the accident, she just hasn't been the same. And now....
I'm so sorry, Clyde.
What am I doing?
Firing me.
AII these terrible things she says...
...they're not true, are they?
We should stop seeing each other.
Let's not overreact.
-I think we should. -It's a small town, Daryl.
We haven't done anything wrong. Why stop seeing each other?
Clyde says that Felicia has visions.
Why women always have visions?
She sees the devil here in Eastwick.
If you were the devil, would you come to Eastwick?
Oh, I don't know.
Poor Felicia.
Poor Felicia? She talked to all of my students' mothers.
I had 12 cancellations this week.
People tell Carol her mother is a dyke.
You're being sued for millions.
That is inconvenient.
She's not kidding with her medieval morality.
I think Sukie is right. Maybe we should stop.
Maybe she should stop.
You can't be serious. We're a family.
Just for a while until things settle down.
Don't Let her get to you.
Have a cherry.
They are selling pornography at Schyler's News Shop.
In the open. On the shelves.
Children are Looking at this....
It's in broad daylight.
I can't understand one word you're saying!
They're standing in line....
Filth in broad daylight.
She made a scene at Schyler’s.
Grabbing magazines from kids and chasing them.
She's in pain. Clyde, too. He started drinking again.
She's twisted. Getting to me through my kid is sick.
-We could help. -By putting her out of her misery.
Please. They're Lucky to have each other.
If they don't appreciate that, I have no sympathy.
Easy for you to say. You don't have kids or a family.
You're my family. I don't want to lose it.
I just can't stand to see you upset.
You don't know what it does to me.
I wish she would just go away.
Have another cherry.
He's trying to get inside me.
He's trying to use me.
And he's using these women, too.
He wants to take our goodness.
He wants to get inside me.
Just Like a man.
Tickle, diddle.
God made us in the image of goodness. Look what we've become.
Animals gone mad...
...devouring the earth and each other.
Eat, eat, eat, eat!
Felicia, calm down.
I know who he is, Clyde.
Have another cherry.
What have you been eating?
Those poor women.
I have to warn them.
He'll propagate, Clyde.
He will increase his number.
Those women are going to bear him sons.
He's going to take their Love and destroy the Earth with it.
Let's call it a day.
I don't believe it.
I know him. He couldn’t do this.
AIex, don't you get it? God!
Us!
Last night, all that talk.
Those were just words.
They make things happen. We make things happen.
-We had nothing to do with this. -Yes, we do!
We should talk to Daryl.
Why? Why do we have to do everything Daryl says?
She's right.
Some man comes along and nothing else matters!
You are so dumb, Jane.
-This is about us, not Daryl. -Let's call him.
Can't you stop thinking from between your legs?
You bitch!
Shut up, Sukie!
Anybody called?
Remember me?
How are you?
I'm hanging in there.
What do you want?
Nothing. I just called to see how you are.
See how things were going.
I'm fine.
I wanted to...see how you were.
Make sure you were okay.
Make sure you didn't have any uncontrollable desire to see me.
In case you were missing me and you were too embarrassed to call...
...I called first.
Then you could feel superior and see me at the same time.
What do you say?
I don't feel superior. I feel terrible.
I feel terrible, too.
If we both feel terrible, can't we do something about it?
What's going on here?
Nobody's calling me. Nobody's coming to see me.
We need a Little time, okay?
No, it's not okay, AIex. I don't understand.
Somebody died, Daryl. Felicia is dead!
People die all the time. She was in a bad way.
What does that have to do with us?
I can't talk to you. Don't call me, because I--
Don't hang up!
AIex, don't do this! This is not fair!
Happy birthday!
It's not my birthday.
It isn't?
You sure?
Well, what the hell.
Happy whatever day.
These are my favorite fruits.
I can't accept those, Daryl.
I'm freezing my nuts off out here.
I can't ask you in, I'm sorry.
Not even for a Little while? Just to dry off.
Talk to the kids maybe.
No. You have to go away.
You have to go away now! I can't see you or talk to you.
I'm sorry, Daryl, but I can't!
Jane?
What's wrong with me?
Nothing. You're pregnant.
Three or four weeks.
-Are you sure? -Yes.
I thought something was really wrong. Are you sure?
Do you need a doctor?
Thank you so much.
Ms. Spofford, your clothes.
I want to surprise him.
It's a short life, isn't it?
I look in the mirror and see everything...
...disintegrating faster and faster.
It's a short life, isn't it?
I look in the mirror and see everything...
...disintegrating faster and faster.
They crawl all over me and I disappear.
Then I'm just not there anymore.
AIex!
I always see snakes.
Hundreds of them.
They crawl all over me and I disappear. Then I'm just not there.
AIex, it's me.
It's me. Just Let it go. Let it go! Look at me!
Pain scares me. I don't know why there has to be...
...so much pain.
I don't know why there has to be...
...so much pain.
Can we talk?
She's still hemorrhaging. We slowed it down, but....
Will she be okay?
If we knew what was wrong, we'd have a chance.
Can we see her?
She's still in a Lot of pain. I can't give her anything...
...until we know what we're dealing with.
Okay. Go ahead.
Sweetheart, the doctor says you'll be fine.
He doesn't know what's going on.
I'm pregnant.
So am I.
That son of a bitch.
Make him stop, please. Make him stop.
I will, honey. I will.
Back off, Fidel!
AIex?
-Don't ''AIex'' me! -What a nice surprise.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
I said: ''What the hell do you think you're doing?''
A Little housework.
I send these shirts out and they come back in pieces.
Small town.
Not enough Orientals.
Fidel's all thumbs with this kind of thing.
That just leaves me.
I'm not talking about your damn laundry, I'm talking about...
...Sukie and Jane and me.
Golly. You girls sure are having a hard time, aren't you?
Sukie is very ill.
Well, I'm sorry to hear it.
Then do something about it!
Me? What can I do about it?
It has nothing to do with me anymore.
It does, and you know it does!
No, I don't.
AII I know is we were friends and the next day I was shut out.
That's all I know.
One minute I was the answer to your prayers.
Five minutes later, no one would give me the time of day.
Sukie could die! Don't you understand that?
-I can't help it. -Yes, you can. Don't lie to me.
You deserted me.
We had a deal.
-That's no reason-- -Yes, it is!
You pissed me off!
Was I supposed to take it Like a man?
I gave you everything I got!
I gave you more than anybody ever has, and what do I get in exchange?
A Little thank you? A Little gratitude?
I get screwed!
Oh, cut the crap! What do you want from us?
I want somebody to do these shirts!
I want somebody to pay attention to me! I want some respect!
I want somebody to take care of me for a change!
How about that?
What do I want? Christ!
What does any man want?
A Little affection.
A Little trust.
Goddamn it.
Everything I did...I did for you.
I was wrong.
Go ahead.
Go back to your miserable Little Life. Fuck me if I care!
If that's what you want... that's what you’ll get.
You are not the only three women in the world.
You're hurting people, Daryl.
What you did for us was great.
But you can't use your power to hurt people.
Don't you understand that?
I want my family back together, that's all.
You...
...and Sukie...
...and Jane.
I couldn’t hurt Sukie.
I couldn’t hurt any of you. How could I?
I Love you.
You don't know what Love is.
I can learn. You could teach me.
How hard can it be?
Let's not fight.
You can't win. There's no way you can win.
There's nothing to go back to, even if you could win.
Can't we just...
...put this behind us and be friends?
See?
Isn't that nice?
Tell the truth.
You missed me a Little bit, didn't you?
Let's kiss and make it better.
What do you say?
What are we going to do with you?
It stopped.
Darling, you Look perfect.
You Look gorgeous.
Feeling better?
Much better. Everything's going to be much better.
We're going to town.
The Ladies have a craving for bagels and ice cream.
Three pinches.
I'd Like, uh...
...dozen bagels, a pound of gravlax and what kind of ice cream do you have?
No ice cream. The freezer's broken.
I'II take the bread and the fish.
It doesn't Look Like him.
It doesn't have to. We know who it is.
He Looks funny with no hair.
It won't hurt him, will it?
No. We just want to send him away.
No ice cream. Imagine that.
I'II go see if I can't get some. You go shopping.
I said, ''A tall, dark prince traveling under a curse.
''Somebody nice.
''Somebody you could talk to.''
I'd Like some pistachio. That is pistachio?
And chocolate chocolate chip.
-Are you okay? -No, my Leg!
What is it?
What's the matter?
Are you having a heart attack?
Girls!
What are you doing?
Girls! Girls! Please, don't!
"Elijah fled to the mount of God.
''The Lord passed by and a great, strong wind rent the mountains...
"...and breaked in pieces the rocks before the Lord....''
Sorry.
Just having a Little trouble.
A Little...trouble at home.
A Little domestic problem.
Nothing...to be alarmed at.
Just a Little...female problem.
Don't pay any attention.
It's a cheap trick.
Anybody can do it. I taught it to them myself.
Ungrateful Little bitches, aren't they?
I want to ask you something. You all go to church.
Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman?
No shit! I really want to know.
Or do you think it was one of His minor mistakes?
Like tidal waves! Earthquakes! Floods!
Do you think women are Like that?
What's the matter?
You don't think God makes mistakes?
Of course He does.
We all make mistakes.
Of course, we make mistakes, they call it evil.
When God makes mistakes, they call it...nature.
So what do you think?
Women...a mistake?
Or did He do it to us on purpose?
I really want to know!
If it's a mistake, maybe we can do something about it!
Find a cure!
Invent a vaccine.
Build up our immune systems.
Get a Little exercise.
Twenty push-ups a day...
...and you never have to be afflicted with women, ever again!
Okay, that's it.
How do we know it worked?
I guess we just wait and see.
My God, Look at this place.
Just in case.
The doll.
Jane, laugh!
Come here.
Look at Fidel. What does he have for you?
Janey, stop it.
Just stop it.
I can think about him if I want to.
Not when we're all together.
I can't help it. I miss him.
I do, and so do you. Admit it.
Okay, we admit it.
Do you want him back?
Take it easy.
We don't want the whole household in here, do we?
That's it. Good boys.
We're going to do just fine.
Come to Daddy and give me a big kiss.
Come to Daddy.
Oh, ladies, come on.
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